Leesville falls victim to vandalism by INSPIRING artists

In what can only be described as a bold attempt at creative expression, several Leesville Road High School students took their art projects to a new level this week by vandalizing the school. 

Armed with spray paint, glitter, and a questionable understanding of the word “art,” these aspiring street artists have turned the hallways into their personal gallery. 

It started when Alex Sheinbaum, senior AP Art student, decided that the school’s empty white walls were, in his words, “crushing his artistic soul.”

So naturally, he and his friends grabbed some cans of spray paint and got to work.

Now, instead of dull brick, students are greeted by giant neon shapes, random squiggles, and an oddly detailed portrait of Principal Jacobs. “It’s my masterpiece,” Sheinbaum said, beaming with pride. “I think it really captures the essence of her authority.”

Other students quickly joined in, with one anonymous sophomore declaring, “This is like, real art, you know? We’re breaking the rules to make something beautiful!”

They didn’t stop at the walls, either. The school’s lockers now feature messages like “Embrace Chaos” and “Math Sucks,” proving that the artistic movement is both profound and relatable.

When asked for a comment, Principal Jones was less impressed. “This isn’t art. It’s destruction of school property,” she said, staring blankly at the 15-foot mural of herself. “There will be consequences.” 

But for the students of Leesville Road High School, it’s clear: Nothing says “art” like a good old-fashioned act of vandalism.

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